The Dear Diary Series: Episode 2 - Rohan

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Episode 2: Rohan



PROJECT PLANNER

GOAL

There's a girl. Her name is Misha.

BACKGROUND

The gang's meeting up this weekend and Misha is going to be there too. How do I let her know that I love her    think she's the one   like her a lot and want to make her mine   marry her   ask her out?
Have to show her the best side of me, the one she is going to fall in love with. Forever.   want as her boyfriend.

THE PLAN

  • Think logically. Be objective about yourself.
  • Understand her preferences
  • Don't daydream while executing plan!
  • Compliment her often. Try to complement her too? (But, she is so perfect. Her beautiful hair. The way she smiles at me like I am the only person in the world for her. The way her lithe body moves as she dances to her favorite songs while holding onto her phone... DON'T BE CREEPY!
  • Evaluate the best method first

Method 1: BE ROMANTIC

Pros
  • Tried and tested method
  • She'll know I am a sensitive and caring guy
    Cons
    • Might be awkward because the whole gang will be there - FML!
    • Have to get chocolates for everyone too? NO SHARING! - Dealbreaker
    • Can giving gifts truly win her pure heart?
    • Have to find time to pick up gifts after giving Mr. Shah the building plans  - is there time?
    • Too Valentine's Day-ish?
    • Don't know her favorite flowers. Is she allergic?

    Method 2: GET NOTICED

    Pros
    • She'll come to me - dream come true
    • Will prove that she does check me out. Who doesn't. Does she?
    • Won't be awkward in front of the others
    Cons
    • What if she doesn't notice my hair or doesn't comment on it? Wait, that's girly.
    • What if she doesn't ask me out?
    • What if our friends laugh at my makeover   haircut?

    Method 3: THE DIRECT APPROACH


    Pros
    • Shows I'm confident and a go-getter
    • Short and to-the-point
    • Unlikely for her to say no in front of all our friends - at least one date guaranteed!

    Cons
    • Could creep her out
    • Have to get confident by this weekend
    • If she says no, it'll be in front of all our friends - so, yeah.

    Method 4: SHOW OFF

    Pros
    • Surefire winner! These abs don't lie. Don't forget to do some bicep curls before the party.
    • Cool catchphrase time!



    Cons
    • Can't do it in public - muscle t-shirt instead?
    • Have to come up with a cool catchphrase

    ACTION ITEMS

    1.
    ^2. Get a haircut - something slick and cool - Get Bala for the haircut
    1. Call to reserve Bala at the barbershop
    3. Buy flowers and chocolates
    3. Find that muscle t-shirt Ma sent last year
    4. Get a pump at the gym Saturday morning
    5. GO GET HER, TIGER! RAWR!

    ~Rohan

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