Status: Stalking Chrissy Teigen

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The whole world is obsessed with a certain Ms. Teigen and I have decided to join the bandwagon. Usually I'm a year to two late to the party ( cue the Kardashians, Game Of Thrones, Empire) but this time, I've finally realized that where there is smoke, there actually might be fire. And boy is Chrissy Teigan on fire right now.

She first came into my peripherals during the Golden Globes when this happened.

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I thought it was super funny/cute, but didn't think too much about it. [I was way more into Clooney and Amal]

But then I came across this.

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I thought it was hilarious and started to realize that she and I just might have the same sense of humor.The difference is that she is a celebrity and isn't afraid to show it and I am a celebrity (in my head) and I'm not afraid to show it. #twinning

She is totally inappropriate during interviews and doesn't know when to stop or probably, just like me, even how to stop from #TMIing

Like this #LMAO moment when she says the last place they had sex was the 'Obama thing.' 
John's reaction is hilarious. LMAAAOO

Or during an interview with Cosmopolitan she tells us that she's a member of the mile high club. And if that weren't enough, that it happened under a blanket. #TMIforanyoneelse

The over-sharing isn't the only thing we have in common. In the course of my stalking, I've uncovered two truths. She loves her food and she loves her husband. #samepinch

Of course she's a supermodel, I'm supermodern ( no? too far?) but that doesn't stop us from eating, or thinking about eating, or talking about eating.. you get it. 

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I came across all these articles about her and food. The most I've ever seen in connection with a supermodel to be honest. Like she actually eats. 

This one article is about what she eats in a day and this one is about her favorite mostly low- carb snacks/meals. 

Not only is she funny, she's smart about eating what she wants to eat. 
She does a mostly low carb to no carb diet and avoids sugar. 
If you ever want to hate her I found one  reason and one reason only.
She doesn't do dessert. #gasp #thehorror 
Thank God though. Now I can not be totally in love with her. 
But then she went and pulled this stunt. 
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 Seriously Chrissy?  Right back to ' I really kinda like you.' 

Wanna move the relationship/ obsession  to the next level?

Check the E online article out where they compare her diet with Gisele Bundchen. If there ever were a time to champion her, this is it ya'll. 
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Don't even get me started on her cookbook. ( That needs a whole new post.) 

Let's be jealous of her husband instead. Her singer/songwriter Grammy Award winning cutie pie husband John Legend. You know, the one who write his award winning song 'All of Me'  about her. 
The one she was smart enough to cool on ice in the beginning of their relationship.

I quote:
After chatting throughout the 14-hour shoot, the two feasted on In-N-Out burgers later that night at his hotel. "I'm not going to lie. We hooked up," she admits, but then Legend headed out on tour. She spent the next year texting and talking to him on the phone, trying to ignore pictures of him on red carpets with other women on his arm. "I let him be himself for a while," she says. "The worst thing you can do is try to lock someone like that down early on, then have them think, There's so much more out there. I played it cool for a long time. Never once did I ask, 'What are we?' Marriage was never my goal, because I've never been very traditional. I was just happy to be with him."


I changed my mind. Let's stalk her house instead. 

Don't get too attached because here is where they are moving into. 

To complete the nursery rhyme they need a ' baby in a baby carriage.' 
It's been well documented how they struggled with fertility, so when they finally were able to announce that they were pregnant, I did a little happy dance for them. 

In case you missed it. That isn't a burrito baby we can glimpse through her sheer top. It's a real baby. She looks that good pregnant. #luckyducky

Enter Miss. Luna 

Well done Ms. Teigen. Not only do you cook well, you baked that baby damn well too. 

Mazel Tov!

PS - have a wonderful break in Italy! May Mr.Legend continue to buy you artichokes


*all images via various websites