THE MOSQUITO BAT!

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PLISS EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND FROM THESE INSTRUCTIONS ON THIS MOSQUITO BAT?
 

What is a mosquito bat, you ask?

Well, it looks like a mini tennis racket but instead of the gut strings, there is a network of electrified metal wires which trap, zap, and pretty much cremate mosquitos (or other tiny insects) when they come in contact with it. It has a rechargeable battery by which you can keep these metal wires juiced and ready to completely eradicate any diseases that these bloodsuckers might spread.


Why would you choose this...ahem...singular contraption to other methods of getting rid of mosquitoes? 
Because this bat doesn't cause allergies or breathing problems with chemical fumes or lull you into a safe space with mosquito nets that don't really keep away those pesky parasites. This mosquito bat gives you the power to personally, first-hand, and with an equally bloodthirsty vengeance chase down each mosquito in your personal space and electrocute it. #NotFeelingBuddistToday  

Where can one purchase this novel commodity?
Anywhere and everywhere in India! On the streets, in the mall, in shops, online...anywhere you might find parasites. So...yeah. Everywhere. Now that I have my spanking new mosquito bat, all I have to do is apparently just charge it for 10 days.

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