Go to the VMA's and Catch Pneumonia Wearing Sheer Skimpy Strips of Satin

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The hospitals in California should be over flowing with cases of pneumonia after this weekend. I mean what else are you going to catch when you walk around all night long with scraps of chiffon that pass for dresses. But luckily, it's still summer and the Video Music Awards were held in California where it's warm all year round- those lucky b$%#^@$.

On second thought.. maybe that's why all the girls wore as little possible; maybe it was hot.

Too hot to handle.... #heeheehee.

Alright.
Ready?

Paris Jackson:
Not feeling the fit around her bust. A strapless bra would have done a much better job in keeping the outfit integrity. Actually, to be honest, not really feeling the outfit, but I get it. I am feeling her make-up though.




Olivia Munn

Love. Yes, her Nicolas Jebran dress is short and sheer and shimmery, but it's such a refreshing approach to something that has fast become a boring staple at award shows. Love her make-up as well. Perfect for fall - dewy skin and a dark matte lip. 




Vanessa Hudgens:
Meh. This Yanina Couture dress is nothing to write home about - I have neither good nor bad to specifically say about it. About her make-up though: she put gemstones on her lids - cool!





Bebe Rexha:
  In a LaBourjoisie gown.

 


Amber Rose:

WOAH. Should we talk about the hair or the make-up or the outfit first?

I've never seen Amber with hair and now that I have, woah. Love.
Love the make-up, yet another perfect fall look, totally on trend with the other attendees wearing dark mauves and purples.
Don't have much to say about the Yousef Aljasmi dress, she does wear it incredibly well though.




Amber Portwood:
No.

Heidi Klum
Really Heidi? Really? 
Dress by Peter Dundas


Keyshia Cole: 

This gown gives me the heebie jeebies. It's like she's covered in warts or something. Ugh. 


Demi Lovato

Kinda loving this Zuhair Murad look on her. A very sexy Genie in a Bottle. Wish she had worn open toe stilettos though. 




Hailey Baldwin:

Another Zuhair Murad look i'm loving.
That back view is hawwwwwt.




Next category:

The Figure Skaters. 
Need I say more?

Jasmine Sanders in Moschino:



Nicki Minaj in Djula:



Millie Bobby Brown in Rodarte:



Alessandro Ambrosio in Balmain:



Hailee Steinfeld in Versace:



The Umm NO Category: 








The Alright Alright I See You Looks: 

Lorde in Monique Lhuillier:




Kesha in Monsoon:


Echosmith


Vanessa Morgan:
Loving the sleeves.



Yara Shahidi in Zimmerman:



Mel B in Discount Universe:


Pink and her family:
#adorbs


Favorite Beauty Looks: 







~Rumi

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